Thursday, October 6, 2011

JOKE | BUSINESS DENGAN AIR LIUR

Aku nak kongsi satu joke yang kawan aku terbaca pagi tadi. Mungkin korang dah pernah baca atau dengar tentang joke ni… Aku tak kisahlah. Aku nak tulis juga… kah kah kah!
Zaman sekarang nak dapatkan business terlalu challenging. Tapi bagi yang pandai menggunakan akal yang dikurniakan Allah, ini tak menjadi masalah. Contohnya macam joke ni :
Seorang bapa memberi tahu anak bujangnya yang degil :
“I don’t care, I want you to marry someone of my choice”.. Then the son response : “NO! I have my own choice”
Then the father said : “I want you to marry Bill Gates Daughter!”  Then the son said:  “Huh.. oh YES!”
Then the father go and meet Bill Gates: “ I want my son to marry your daughter!” Then Bill Gates said:  “What? NO NO NO! NO WAY!”
Then the father  simply said: “My Son is an Executive Director at World Bank….”  Then, Bill Gates turn and look at him with smile: “Huh!  oh YES.. agreed…”
Next day, The father went to World Bank and talk to the CEO… “ I want you to appoint my son working as an Executive Director in this Bank..”  The CEO of World Bank said : “Get lost!....  Then before the father leaves the room, he cynically said : “Btw, My Son is Bill Gates’ Son inlaw…”
Then, the CEO of World Bank rush to approach him : “Wait Sir! Your Son can start work tomorrow….”
 
Kih Kih Kih… Tak yah nak susah-susah buat proposal yang panjang lebar… simple words and direct-to-the-point… berbekalkan air liur je and you'll get the deal! kih kih kih…
Moral of the story yang aku dapat dari cerita ni ialah, zaman sekarang perlu berani dan smart untuk berfikir secara kreatif… Ini lah formula yang dipakai oleh orang-orang yang sukses agaknye ye…. Tapi biar la betul caranya… silap haribulan, kena hambat pulak…
Selamat mencuba…. Kih kih kih!
© Senyum Poyo

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